✅ Go Ahead, Message Me If:
- • You have a legitimate business opportunity that doesn't involve buzzwords or snake oil
- • You want to discuss actual technology — code, systems, architecture, or real problems
- • You need a brutal but honest roast of your project, idea, or startup pitch
- • You found a bug in my code and want to contribute a fix
- • You have constructive criticism about my posts (emphasis on constructive)
- • You're a VC with actual money and a project that isn't another ChatGPT wrapper 😉
❌ Please Don't Waste Both Our Time If:
- • You're butthurt about my posts and think I care about your feelings — I don't
- • You want to "pick my brain" for free consulting while offering "exposure" as payment
- • You're selling blockchain solutions to problems that don't exist
- • Your message starts with "I hope this email finds you well" — it doesn't
- • You want to add me on LinkedIn to "expand our network" — hard pass
- • You think ChatGPT is "revolutionary" and want to build the next AI unicorn
🔥 Want a Roast?
If you genuinely want me to roast your project, startup, or idea, be specific. Send me details, links, demos, or whatever you want destroyed. I'll give you honest feedback that might hurt but will actually help you improve. No participation trophies here.