Terms of Service

Last Updated: June 30, 2025
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTICE - Universal Dog Law Section 3, Part 2:
If you are easily offended, complain about stuff in general, or have been called "Karen" more than once, please just close this website now. This service is for fun-loving dog people who understand humor. Our dogs have decreed that life is too short to deal with people who can't take a joke about their furry friends. 🐶

Agreement to Terms

By accessing and using DogRoast ("the Service"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you do not agree to these Terms, please do not use our Service.

Description of Service

DogRoast is a humorous web service that generates funny, light-hearted "roasts" of dog photos using artificial intelligence. Our service is intended for entertainment purposes only and creates harmless, comedic commentary about dogs in uploaded photos.

User Responsibilities

Acceptable Use

You agree to use DogRoast only for lawful and appropriate purposes. You may:

Prohibited Activities

You agree NOT to:

Content and Images

Your Content

Generated Content

Important: All roasts are AI-generated humor and should not be taken seriously. We love all dogs and mean no actual harm or offense!

Service Availability

Uptime and Performance

Rate Limits

Privacy and Data

Your privacy is important to us. Please review our Privacy Policy to understand how we collect, use, and protect your information.

Third-Party Services

Important Privacy Protection: Your dog images are NEVER sent to external AI services. We analyze your images locally using our own Ollama AI system, then only send text descriptions (not images) to OpenAI for roast generation.

Here's exactly what happens with your data:

Disclaimers

Service "As Is"

DogRoast is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. We make no guarantees about:

AI-Generated Content

Roasts are generated by artificial intelligence and may occasionally produce unexpected or inappropriate results. We cannot guarantee the content will always be appropriate or family-friendly, though we strive for PG-13 content.

Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law:

Intellectual Property

Our Rights

Your Rights

Termination

Your Right to Stop Using

You may stop using DogRoast at any time. Since we don't store personal accounts, simply stop accessing the service.

Our Right to Restrict Access

We may restrict or terminate access to users who:

Changes to Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. Significant changes will be indicated by updating the "Last Updated" date. Continued use of the service after changes constitutes acceptance of the new Terms.

Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the Principality of Sealand. Any disputes will be resolved in accordance with Sealand law and jurisdiction. If you don't know what Sealand is, Google it - it's almost as awesome as dogs! 🏰

Fun Fact: Sealand is a micronation on a sea platform off the coast of England. We chose it because:
  • It's quirky and fun (like our service)
  • They probably have fewer lawyers than other countries
  • Our dogs approve of small, independent nations
  • It matches the absurdist humor of roasting dogs

Contact and Complaints

If you have concerns about generated content or other issues:

Contact Information

Questions about these Terms? Contact us:

  • Email: support@dogroast.com
  • Subject Line: "Terms of Service Question"

For privacy-related questions, use: privacy@dogroast.com

Remember: DogRoast is all about fun! We're dog lovers who created this service to bring smiles and laughter. No dogs (or their humans) should take the roasts seriously! 🐶

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