Why Every Modern UI Feels Like Touchscreen Hell
Dive headfirst into the touchscreen abyss, where every modern UI decision feels like it was designed by masochistic cyborgs intent on leaving us all tapping, swiping, and cussing in digital misery.
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Dive headfirst into the touchscreen abyss, where every modern UI decision feels like it was designed by masochistic cyborgs intent on leaving us all tapping, swiping, and cussing in digital misery.
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