Left, Right, Same Circus – Different Clowns
In the world of politics, puppets dance as strings are pulled, with little regard for justice or common sense. It's time to stop buying tickets to the show.
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In the world of politics, puppets dance as strings are pulled, with little regard for justice or common sense. It's time to stop buying tickets to the show.
As the planet spirals toward chaos, let's distract ourselves by focusing on the real villain: plastic straws. Because, clearly, mankind's future hinges on how we sip our overpriced, corporate-sponsored lattes.
Let's dive into the dumpster fire that is your surface-level political analysis swiped from the Instagram scroll.