Why Everyone Online Talks Like a Therapist or a Cop
In an era where every tweet sounds like a therapy session or a police report, let's dissect why digital communication has turned into a bureaucratic hellscape.
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In an era where every tweet sounds like a therapy session or a police report, let's dissect why digital communication has turned into a bureaucratic hellscape.
Tired of your internet speed walking while you need it to sprint? Let's dissect the digital constipation and get you back to lightning fast. Throw in some sarcasm, and you've got yourself a DogRoast-style guide.